Is your life wrapped up in social media? Do you have annoying "life is perfect" Facebook friends, or over the top Pinterest mom's? Well, if they make you groan and want to poke your eyes out (as I always wish I could do) then look no further than a totally honest recap of a boring woman's week.
Let's see. Dropped my phone in a toilet. Fresh water, thank God, but still not time or money in my budget to replace my lifeline to adult talk. A few cups of rice and hours of TLC and it works when it wants to. What more can I ask for? I dumped it in a sewer. How rude of me.
I took a set of 2-year-old twins to three sales, one solo. That blows. They act like polarized magnets and go in opposite directions. High point was that they followed me back to the truck like the sugar coma having kids they were. Low point was I had to sprint to save my son from a full on, full body contact hug with a hot wire fence. I flew like the wind, screamed and scared the shit out of him, five adults and a group of young heifers. Alas, he didn't make full body contact and is still alive. Maybe will never move around an animal again, but I still have him in one healthy piece.
Poopy diapers only took up 3/4 of my daily life. Not bad. Used to change about 150 a week. Now they are just cool to keep playing in a wet diaper and my budget is a bit less. However, I coupon, not extremely, but I do and I saved $70 at Target. Well, I still wanted to scream at the total and never go out in public again.
I showered... on Monday. Tried to numerous times since and my duo has had other thoughts. I guess their sense of smell and style isn't fully developed yet. Momma will be clean and pretty tomorrow.
A nearby park drew me in and I worked out and walked. However, I felt lost, walked for five miles, got chased by a bird and got passed by a man in a wheelchair three times. Oh well, I walked and I loved it. Plan to do it again. No clue if I will.
We are currently living in limbo, as our house is on the market. I decided to go all out and say screw it today. I left the house in shambles. Without notice, someone checked it out. Well, oops. No, well piss on them for not calling first. I want to move, I do, but I can't be that perfect home person and raise a set of twins. No way, no how. Just want someone to see it and take it from us. I am sick of putting laundry away every damn day.
Oh ya. And I got to say good bye to my daddy because he is going back to Indiana. To hear him tell my kids he won't see them for months broke my heart, but made me excited for him. He needs Indiana and it needs him. However, I will miss him with all my heart.
Chuck face planted in the park and I have no clue what happened. Here is the story: I had bubbles and was up on the top of the slides. Calin was with me and I was blowing bubbles. I noticed all the other kids chasing them, thus I kept on making more. My phone rang, I followed Calin down the tub slide, being slowed up by the two containers of bubbles, two farmers, one horse, one bull and my Nikon camera. When I emerged from the slide, talking to Chisolm, I hear a hysterical child. Low and behold it was my Baby A, my Charli. She was bleeding, crying and spitting out bark. No clue what happened, don't care. I was more pissed that all the parents stared at me and didn't even attempt to assist me with my other child while I tended to her. They let me hold her and drag Calin to the truck to clean Charli up. Where is the common good any more? Why were the bitchy young gals, who monopolized the baby swings, staring and glaring? I try to make friends, talk and help wherever I go. Nope, not in that park. Meanies:( I was pissed at humans for a bit. (One family was wearing scrubs and ignored my bleeding daughter. Losers!!)
So, I didn't create any amazing St. Patty's day crafts, I didn't celebrate Pi day (3.14) with my kids, but I did get a "thank you momma" from Calin when I gave him his favorite toy at bed. I did get to see my daughter feed hay to cows. I did get to spend time with my dad and I do feel like I haven't jacked their whole world up. I feel like I am a better person today. However, I did "pin" some workout things, but time will tell.
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