Misc. Monday

1) I am on a wild goose chase. I am to find advertising and media outlets for truck washes. Low and behold, there isn't a large number of publications that specialize in truck washes. Makes me giggle, however, when I think of the "truck stop/truck wash" in CrawfordTucky (aka: Crawfordsville) Indiana. I think it's the strip club. Or, the strip club is by the truck wash. Maybe I should send my boss to investigate. Might make him a bit more cheery.

2) My grocery list consisted of four little items. Milk would be the only thing that wouldn't fit in to the only bag I needed to carry out of Wal-Mart. That is until I allow Circle K to wonder the aisles with me. Man. He even giggled and said "I bet this is why I am not allowed to grocery shop with you, huh?"
* Original list: Milk, eggs, pancake mix, Bisquick and jalapenos (random stuff we just ran out of and/or was just brought to my attention.) Needing the milk and eggs, I decided this was trip worthy.
* Contents of final six bags: hot dogs (first time they have entered the Lonetree Drive house) brats, frozen blueberries, multi-grain tortillas, 2 kinds of cereal bars, heat and eat pot roast, jumbles mix, frozen fruit bars, three small containers of ice cream, original list items, InTouch, Life&Style magazine, Comanche Moon (guess it is the prequel to Lonesome Dove?) grapes, baby carrots, whole wheat hot dog buns, sandwich pickles, and maybe one other thing.

So, can you tell my purchases? I like to be healthy:)

3) My Pandora mix list today includes: Michael Buble, Bob Marley, Norah Jones, Eli Young, Kid Rock, Dierks Bentley, Miranda Lambert, Disturbed and Jessica Simpson. Don't ask. I have no explanation. I plead the 5th.

4) Roads are buckling in Oklahoma due to the heat and it is making my whole office irritable. And, not just me. We need to close up shop and go on vacation for a week. No together time. I think it will save us from needing to hide a body someday soon. Just hope it's not my body, but I know I am snarky too. I can't help but roll my eyes at dumb stuff these days. I mean, how else am I going to know if my high dollar wrinkle cream works if I don't give the "Hey dumbass" look every once and again?!?!?

5) We have someone looking at our house tomorrow. I know, I know someone will fall in love with it like we did:) I have to hold the faith. I also have to stop and remember how amazing it is that we have such a great house to call a home. We are damn spoiled.... I mean, look at what we spent our disposable income on at the grocery?!?! Life is great,